Thursday, April 30, 2009

Thoughts on Parenthood

· Raising teenagers is a lot like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
· Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
· Your life’s “Golden Age” is the period in your life when your kids are too old to require a babysitter and too young to take the car.
· Shouting at your children to get cooperation is about the same as steering your car using the horn…same results.
· To be in your children’s memories tomorrow, one must be in their lives today.
· “The Joy of Motherhood” – what a woman experiences after she puts the last one to bed.
· Your children may outgrow your lap but never your heart.

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