Several children were asked, “What kind of little girl was your mom?” “My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff” . . . “I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.” . . . “They say she used to be nice.”
“What’s the difference between moms and dads?” “Moms work and work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.” . . . “Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.” . . . “Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power ‘cause that’s who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
“What does your mom do in her spare time?” “Mothers don’t do spare time.” … “To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.”
“If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?” “She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.” … “I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.”
“Describe the world’s greatest mom.” “She would make broccoli taste like ice cream.” . . . “The greatest mom in the world wouldn’t make me kiss my aunts!” . . . “She’d always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.”
“What’s the difference between moms and dads?” “Moms work and work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.” . . . “Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.” . . . “Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power ‘cause that’s who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
“What does your mom do in her spare time?” “Mothers don’t do spare time.” … “To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.”
“If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?” “She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.” … “I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.”
“Describe the world’s greatest mom.” “She would make broccoli taste like ice cream.” . . . “The greatest mom in the world wouldn’t make me kiss my aunts!” . . . “She’d always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.”
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