· Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse..
· A golfer hitting into your group always will be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent – or some similar combination.
· All 3-woods are demon possessed.
· Golf balls from the same sleeve tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water.
· A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
· “Nice lag” can usually be translated to “lousy putt.” Similarly, “tough break” can usually be translated “way to miss an easy one.”
· The person you most would hate to lose to always will be the one who beats you.
· The last three holes of a round automatically will adjust your score to what it really should be.
· Golf should be given up at least twice a month.
· All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.
(From Mikey’s Funnies.)
· A golfer hitting into your group always will be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent – or some similar combination.
· All 3-woods are demon possessed.
· Golf balls from the same sleeve tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water.
· A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
· “Nice lag” can usually be translated to “lousy putt.” Similarly, “tough break” can usually be translated “way to miss an easy one.”
· The person you most would hate to lose to always will be the one who beats you.
· The last three holes of a round automatically will adjust your score to what it really should be.
· Golf should be given up at least twice a month.
· All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.
(From Mikey’s Funnies.)
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