Bumper Sticker Wisdom

• A day without sunshine is like night


• First things first, but not necessarily in that order


• Old age comes at a bad time


• In America, anyone can be President. That’s one of the risks you take.


• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


• IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.


• As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.