3 year-old Reese: “Our Father, who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.”
A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”
One 4-year old prayed, “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”
A father was at the beach with his children when the 4-year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. “He died and went to heaven,” the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, “Did God throw him back down?”
A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”
One 4-year old prayed, “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”
A father was at the beach with his children when the 4-year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. “He died and went to heaven,” the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, “Did God throw him back down?”
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