Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack Car mechanics tell you the truth Wrinkles add character New shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle your feet Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes You can play with toys all your life You can do your nails with a pocket knife You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Dec. 24 in 25 minutes or less.
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